Ye olde Funzingers, my name is Marta and thou art invited to join HRM King Henry VIII for one of his exclusive medieval banquets, set in the beauteous Ivory House.
Thou art sure to be most impressed as thou will receive verily fantastic service, a 4 course banquet, served by our beauteous wenches, unlimited wine and ale and marvelous interactive showmanship... 'tis most splendid!
Perchance we will meet then... I do hope so!
